Based AI Sloppage

[Tiberious]

Looking back in the archive, it seems my submissions to the old .com site didn't make it over. Ah well. Some of those I'm not happy with any longer anyway.

A couple got big though, and I even have a new one or two to share with you all.

First up is the new track: Foreigners Get Out. Nice and simple title for a nice and simple deportation anthem, hopefully the one that catches on in 2025. Was inspired by seeing some English lads out blasting Auslander Raus from a boombox in public, and decided we needed a good English-language deportation song.

Lyrics:

Foreigners out! You cannot stay here!
Get the fuck out! We don't want you near!
These lands are for White men, no need to say why,
All we gotta say to you is fuckin' Goodbye!


Sneaking over, hiding inside limo trailers,
Now the government wants to make them our jailers!
High class rooms and all the food they can eat,
While our veterans sleep in tents across the street!

They're shipped in on boats paid for by jewish NGOs,
And making our women and children their main foes.
Paid to breed and handed their daily bread,
Until the first place boy's name is Mohammed!

Foreigners out! You cannot stay here!
Get the fuck out! We don't want you near!
These lands are for White men, no need to say why,
All we gotta say to you is fuckin' Goodbye!


Jeopardizing lives and ruining our culture,
Picking it over like some kind of vulture.
This current state is something that we can't afford;
Our beauty overrun by these foreign hordes!

We simply cannot tolerate these conditions,
So don't make us break out our ammunition!
You're going back home the same way you came,
Unless you somehow think that we're just playing games!

Foreigners out! You cannot stay here!
Get the fuck out! We don't want you near!
These lands are for White men, no need to say why,
All we gotta say to you is fuckin' Goodbye!

Lemme know what you think, and I'll post the others up with their lyrics too.

[Ian]

First up is the new track: Foreigners Get Out.

Surprisingly good for AI slop

[Tiberious]

Thanks, fren. I try my best to not make garbage, and that means writing my own lyrics and making sure I get the most fitting instrumentals for it. It's why I only have handful of songs for about as many months. I see things like Suno and Riffusion as tools you learn how to use.

Here's one of the ones that was on .com (after my switch to self-authorship), Don't You Blame It on the Jew, where I tried to get a good Johnny Rebel voice on a song all about the JQ and naming the nose:

Lyrics:

Mayorkas has the border open like a gate,
For trash to come an' propagate.
Uncle Sam gives 'em food stamps and welfare too.
But who all pays for it? Why, me and you!

Don't you blame it on the jew.
No matter what he does to you!
Haitians keep the stray count down,
And Venezuelans take a town,
But don't you blame it on the jew!

You got some poor White kid shot to death,
By one of these fried chicken breaths,
And some law firm like Goldberg and Stein,
Will help that coon avoid jail time!

Don't you blame it on the jew.
No matter what he does to you!
If you blame it on the Democrat,
You'll get a treat and tummy pats!
But don't you blame it on the jew!

Yellen tells us our banks are fine,
As she prints up cash and guzzles wine.
But when's the last time you ate your fill,
With just a couple of dollar bills?

Don't you blame it on the jew.
No matter what he does to you!
Cut the silver from the money,
While using corn syrup for honey,
But don't you blame it on the jew!

The IDF says they went for Hamas,
As women and children are seen in the blast.
But it's all so that White men go die,
In defense of our so called greatest ally!

Don't you blame it on the jew.
No matter what he does to you!
Blame it on the muslim!
That's what you oughta do,
But don't you blame it on the jew!

"And in the end, the party told you,
To reject the evidence of your ears and eyes.
It was their final, most essential command."

[Ian]

Have you considered using your god given voice to grace us with this most wonderful rendition?

[Tiberious]

Have you considered using your god given voice to grace us with this most wonderful rendition?

Baaaaahahahahaha! You ever considered a career in comedy? I couldn't carry a tune in even a sealed package, fren! Besides, I want to spare you all the ear aids my voice would give you.

One more for judgement, the highest-rated one from the old site, Air Mail Savages, from when the Haitians in Springfield were front and center in the news.

Lyrics:

"That town of sixty thousand is too White,"
The yid thought in a moment of fright.
So he flew in twenty thousand Haitians;
A bio-war bomb dropped on our nation!
They get EBT, free houses, and even jobs to save.
And native citizens? We're just made tax slaves!
Noisy, pungent and dumber than a brick;
Every last one of 'em is just another tick!


But the sight that finally made us snap,
And decide to kiss them all,
Was finding the neighbor tabby's pelt,
Proudly hanging on a Haitian's wall!

Air mail savages right to our front door!
Now we can never tell what’s in store!
They shipped the Haitians in to genocide;
Do we stand and fight, or just run and hide?


To the streets of Springfield,
MAC and Molly at my side,
Making sure these feral beasts
Can neither run nor hide!
She goes in, lights 'em up
And calls 'em right on out,
So he can go and lay 'em low
With his blazing deafening shout!


And then we filled another hundred bags,
Nice and easy like a factory line.
And every final shuddering gasp
Was a massive "Fuck you, Kike DeWine!"

Despite the pleas of the giant nose,
The ZOG enforcers refused to show;
When their appearance saw them targeted too!
Shouldn'ta been a traitor for the goddamned flu!

Air mail savages right to our front door!
Now we can never tell what’s in store!
They shipped the Haitians in to genocide;
Do we stand and fight, or just run and hide?


And then we filled another hundred bags,
Nice and easy like a factory line.
And every final shuddering gasp
Was a massive "Fuck you, Kike DeWine!"

Despite the pleas of the giant nose,
The ZOG enforcers refused to show;
When their appearance saw them targeted too!
Shouldn'ta been a traitor for the goddamned flu!

Air mail savages right to our front door!
Now we can never tell what’s in store!
They shipped the Haitians in to genocide;
Do we stand and fight, or just run and hide?