Braunau Goy (to the tune of Galway Girl by Ed Cheran)

[vonhonkler]

Braunau Goy
(to the tune of Galway Girl by Ed Cheran)

[Chorus]

He painted trees in a goyish land
But he took big loans from a Jewish bank
Trashed the Versailles treaty, took over Poland
Said, "Tausendjähriges Reich"

[Verse 1]

I met him on Rosenheimerstraße, right outside of the bar
He shared an Entwurf with me, Ludendorff was standing afar
He asked me what could it mean, Yiddish whispers in Reichstag?
Said it was someone's Mikvah, do you wanna drink on?

He took Kahr as a poser, Seisser for the plan
He got Goering on the podium, Hess was holding a handgun
Bantered some more, one more Prost to the bar
Then stood up and marched on the Feldherrnhalle

[Chorus]

You know, He painted trees in a goyish land
But he took big loans from a Jewish bank
Trashed the Versailles treaty, took over Poland
Said, "Tausendjähriges Reich"

With my stuffy little Braunau Goy
You're my stuffy little Braunau Goy

[Verse 2]

You know he beat the allies at Danzig then he invaded Lille
And then he sieged over Lagarde like he owned the war room
As last orders were called he started loosing Władypol
After prancing on the Calle searching trad runes

I never heard Horst Wessel Lied sung so sweet
A novella in the prison using his pen as a cheat
Oh, he could have his words kampfing on repeat for a week
And in this racked out continent, swear he was singing to me

[Chorus]

He painted trees in a goyish land
But he took big loans from a Jewish bank
Trashed the Versailles treaty, took over Poland
Said, "Tausendjähriges Reich"



With my stuffy little Braunau Goy
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Braunau Goy
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Braunau Goy
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Braunau Goy

[Verse 3]

And how he outspent his credits and bankers want back their dime
Wallstreet was holding him by the balls, and he was holding mine
Our coats both smell of ploys, Jews and their lies
As we realized what happened with the Aliyah in sight

I walked to our homeland and there was nothing inside
Bankers looted our wealth, commies our land, kikes our time
I swear I'm gonna put you in a lied that I sing
About a Braunau goy and a crystal night

[Chorus]

He painted trees in a goyish land
But he took big loans from a Jewish bank
Trashed the Versailles treaty, took over Poland
Said, "Tausendjähriges Reich"

With my stuffy little Braunau Goy

My, my, my, my, my, my, my Braunau Goy
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Braunau Goy
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Braunau Goy (Oy)