Honky honk

Yeah, they marked our address as spam the same time they killed this thread. Every time /pol/ starts to feel comfy again they gotta step in and remind us who's in charge. Can't have those /pol/tards thinking for themselves. It's dangerous!

The job description and sworn oath of a jannie is to stop anons from coming together and cooperating or organizing to work together towards any goal. They hate collaboration. They hate productivity. They hate creativity. They hate effort. Most of all, they hate fun. They want us contained, distracted, demoralized and impotent, wasting our time arguing amongst each other (and their bots) over pointless bullshit.
It's the entire purpose of 404chan.

Our new address may be flagged but at least they aren't handing out bans this time (although I got permabanned for baking). I can only imagine how many innocent anons got banned for simply asking what happened to Honk the past few months. In the meantime, I'm using a site called shorter.me to post Honk links since the flag. It's a great service because you can add custom urls like https://shorter.me/honkforum and even passwords. Would highly recommend.

I wouldn't be surprised if Glowchan (((staff))) lurks Honk and sees this post, so I know it's only a matter of time before they catch on and flag that too. Luckily there are countless link shortcut services popping up all the time, so we'll never run out of ways to outsmart them. I've personally gotten about a dozen banned shilling Honk after they banned our text. Shorter.me is just the latest tool in our arsenal.

Keep fighting the good fight, goys! The meme war is forever. Never stop. Never surrender. See you out there in the trenches.

Dogebytez wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:15 am

DJ VJ wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 8:22 am

https://files.catbox.moe/4sayyj.mp3

title : Sad Anon - Janny's Banhammer
lyrics :

I posted late one night, I thought I'd have some fun,
A little Honk thread, for parody songs & political rants
But then the Tranny Janny came, with his banhammer in hand,
Said "No more Honk memes!" and made a final stand.

I tried to make my case, said "It's just a joke, man!"
But he didn’t care, just hit me with the ban.
Now I'm stuck in limbo, can't even post a thing,
Just another Anon banned for a honking ring.

(Chorus)
Oh, Tranny Janny, why you gotta take it down?
Honk threads were the best thread in 4chan!
I came here to laugh, to joke, and to meme,
But you shut it down and ruined the dream.

The boards are feeling cold, with all these rules in place,
Used to be free, now it's a race to the space.
Anons posting memes, just trying to have fun,
But every time we post, Tranny Janny says, "You're done!"

"That's off-topic," he says, "You're breaking the law!"
But we're just here to share and have a good draw.
Now I can't even say "Honk!" without a ban,
Tranny Janny’s turning the boards into a barren land.

(Chorus)
Oh, Tranny Janny, why you gotta take it down?
Honk threads were the best thread in 4chan!
I came here to laugh, to joke, and to meme,
But you shut it down and ruined the dream.

Maybe I’ll try again, maybe I’ll post with care,
But I’m starting to think it’s not worth the despair.
Tranny Janny’s on patrol, with his finger on the ban,
But we’ll keep posting, Anons, ‘cause we’re still a fan!

(Chorus)
Oh, Tranny Janny, why you gotta take it down?
Honk threads were the best thread in 4chan!
I came here to laugh, to joke, and to meme,
But you shut it down and ruined the dream.

So here we are, stuck in the haze,
Waiting for a day when we can meme with praise.
Until then, we’ll lurk, we’ll keep it on the sly,
Just hoping that one day, the Tranny Janny won’t deny.