Top 20 by Velocity (last 48 hours)


1: Radiohead Biden Creep (14)


2: Pooping Hall - Walking Inbetween Poop Drops (11)
Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I was strollin’ light
And it seemed like the sidewalk was fine
Fine to me
Then I caught the sight
Something was left behind
Not my day

[Chorus]
That’s why I’m
(Walking in between poop drops)
Yeah I’m just
(Walking in between poop drops)
Gotta keep my shoes real clean
Watch the path in front of me
(Walking in between poop drops)
That’s why I’m walking
(Walking in between poop drops)
Mmm gotta stay awake
One mistake, one mistake

[Verse 2]
Slowly looking down
Trying so hard not to slip around
Stay on my feet, oh
But they’re shitting around
And I didn’t know which way to go
It’s a messy street

[Bridge]
I keep weaving around
Dodging piles
Dodging jeets
Moving in and shitting the streets
Time after time
Time after time, oh

[Chorus]
That’s why I’m
(Dumping in between rain drops)
Yeah I’m just
(Walking in between poop drops)
Gotta keep my shoes real clean
One step in a line
(Dumping in between rain drops)
That’s why I’m walking
(Walking in between poop drops)
Mmm gotta stay awake
One mistake, one mistake

[Outro]
(Walking in between poop drops)
I’m walking
(Walking in between poop drops)
I don’t know, know what to do
But I keep on trying
Finding a route
(Walking in between poop drops)
Oh yeah
(Walking in between poop drops)
Not this time, not this time
Find a line
(Poo in the loo)
Make a change
We gotta make a change
We gotta send them back, oh
(Walking in between poop drops)
(Walking in between poop drops)
(Poo in the loo)
(Walking in between poop drops)
(Walking in between poop drops)
Oh
(Walking in between poop drops)




3: Sip Urinne - On The Street Where You Shit (11)
Lyrics

I have often shat
on this street before,
But I've never felt such feeling
of relief before
All at once am I
Swarming with blowflies,
squatting low on the street where you shit

there's a garbage mound
In the heart of town
and it stretches out to every other part of town
fecal coliforms
out of every pore
but there's more on the street where you shit

And a, superpower we are soon being
mother nature's biggest fear
no, pleeeease sir don't be redeeming
"bloody bastard fuck!!!" I scream in your ear...

everybody there
lives in poverty
and they defecate on other peoples property

I just let it slide
down my inner thigh
long as I'm on the street where you shit

if you're squatting there
pinch one out for me
For there's no where else on earth
that I'm more proud to be
I don't even wipe
I just walk it dry
when I'm here on the street where you shit
when I'm here on the street where you shit
when I'm here on the street where you shit




4: I_raped_a_girl (11)


5: The Smellajoggers - Nog Invaders (10)
Lyrics

Swallow up
what the earth is flushing down
Doomsday special
Comes in a shade of brown
So here's a treat
No need for prozac to combat despair
Thank jew inception
The answer to your prayers

Hey hey hey now!
They're your replacements because you wont breed
so come on, the birth rates down
cannibal rapists are what you need

Nog Invaders
Western saviours
C'mon devour
And crowd the natives out

Baby
Anglo's just ain't hip no more
Muslims stay free and they breed
on the rugs of hotel floors

Hey hey hey now!
yes we are sure it's what you really need
So c'mon don't debate now
this h1b-arrea shit stampede

Nog Invaders
Western saviours
C'mon devour
And drown the natives out

Hey hey hey now!
I could have sworn that's what you voted for
So c'mon don't you hate now
what's a few more niggers at your door?

Nog Invaders
Western saviors
C'mon devour
And glut the natives out
nog invaders
Western saviours
Owoooooohooohooo




6: Epstein_-_Home (10)


7: Kings of Zion - Nuke Somebody (10)
Lyrics

Kings of Zion - Nuke Somebody

Iran fuckin' around, why is it browns start world war three
Empty spaces filled with races you can't teach
You know that I could nuke somebody
You know that I could nuke somebody
Someone like jews who all they know is double speak
With safe cover lookin down on me
You know that I could nuke somebody
You know that I could nuke somebody

Someone like jews

Now in the night, you have to hide, while I'm asleep
Wagin' war with the backing you can't keep
One day someone's gonna drop it
One day someone's gonna drop it

Someone like me
Someone like me
Someone like me
Somebody

Iran fuckin' around, why is it browns start world war three




8: Here Come The Nogs Again - Eurythimics Parody (9)
Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Here come the nogs again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new commotion
I want to walk without crossing streets
I want to talk like clansmen do
Don't want to die in an ocean
Is it raining with slugs?


[Chorus]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do
Smoke some crack
Like fatiguers do
Talk to thee
Like fatiguers do


[Verse 2]
Here comes the strain again
Straining at the gates, see a tragedy
Tearing up the class like a new commotion (Ooh)
I don't want to join the violence
I don't want to loot like rioters do
Want to avoid the red ocean
Is he graduating with you?

[Chorus]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do
Smoke some crack
Like fatiguers do
Drop the slugs
Like fatiguers do

[Synth piano]

[Refrain]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do

[Bridge]
Ooh
Ooh, hey
Here it comes again
Ooh
Hey, skkirt, hey, skkirt, skkirt, hey, hey

[Chorus]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do
Smoke some crack
Like fatiguers do
Drop the slugs
Like fatiguers do

[Chorus]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do
Smoke some crack
Like fatiguers do
Drop the slugs
Like fatiguers do




9: OnlyFans_Woman_-_The_Guess_Jews (9)
Lyrics

This is based on:
The Guess Who - American Woman

[Chorus 1]
OnlyFans woman, stay away from me
OnlyFans woman, sells pics of feet

[Verse 1]
Don’t come hanging around my stream
I don’t wanna see your pics no more
I got better things to do
I’m not paying just to look at you

[Chorus 2]
Now woman, stay away
OnlyFans woman, hear what I say

[Chorus 3]
OnlyFans woman, get away from me
OnlyFans woman, roastoid, let me be

[Verse 2]
Don’t come hovering ’round my page
I don’t need your scripted bots no more
Honeyed lines can mesmerize
Let your bots light someone else’s eyes

[Chorus 4]
Now woman, go your way
OnlyFans woman, hear what I say

[Chorus 5]
OnlyFans woman, said go away
OnlyFans woman, hear what I say

[Verse 3]
Don’t come circling ’round my feed
I’m not buying all that bait you bleed
I don’t need your extraction loops
I don’t need your engineered affection crew
Bot‑farm girls can mesmerize
Let that glow hit someone else’s eyes

[Chorus 4]
Now "woman," go away
OnlyFans woman, listen what I say

[Chorus 1]
OnlyFans woman, stay away from me
OnlyFans woman, rostoid let me be

[Bridge]
I gotta go, I gotta get away
Baby, I’m not paying just to watch you play
I’m done with the emails “you” never wrote
I’m done with the scripts that your handlers quote
I’m done with the flirting typed by a crew
I’m done with pretending any of it’s you
A‑bye‑bye, a‑bye‑bye
Bye‑bye, bye‑bye

[Outro]
(OnlyFans woman) You’re no good for me and I’m no good for you
(OnlyFans woman) I see the algorithm smiling every time I do
(OnlyFans woman) I’m walking out now, sweetheart, I finally know
(OnlyFans woman) You’re twenty servers deep in a warehouse row
(OnlyFans woman) I gotta go
I gotta go, OnlyFans woman, yeah




10: uremic world (9)
Lyrics

[instumental intro]

[Verse 1]
I thought the world had gone to heaven,
When the headlines hit at seven,
War in Iran and tankers burning in the night.
Fertilizer markets shaking,
Every farmer’s wallet breaking,
And the price of urea shot clean out of sight.

Then the doomsday prepper fellas,
All the jar‑and‑jug propellers,
Came strutting out like prophets of supply.
They’d been hoarding all their liquid,
Golden futures, highly gifted,
And the traders saw the value in their eyes.

[Chorus]
He’s just a urine king,
From a backyard galaxy.
Transmitting pure commodity—
Yeah, cosmic.
Could he be my market savior?
Teach me how to store the flavor?
Be my cosmic guide through urea’s climb.
Oh, I’m losing my mind—
Oh, Its the urine king,
He gives you jugs of piss.

[instrumental]

[Verse 2]

I’m scanning all the tickers,
Watching numbers climbing quicker,
Forty thousand farmers calling every day.
And the schizos with their stashes,
Jugs in rows like sacred caches—
Yeah, the piss‑jar barons finally got their pay.

They came out like liquid moguls,
Holding jugs like holy totems,
Every bottle now a treasury of gold.
All the traders started bidding,
Every prepper once deridden
He hit the charts in hyperspace with every drop he saved.

[Chorus]
Now there’s a knockin’ crowd,
Oh yeah—
At my doorstep endlessly.
They’re begging desperately for pee.
In this uremic world,
Liquid gold economy,
They’re pounding on my porch for me.
It’s uremic.

[Bridge]
Sends you into hyperspace when he opens up the case,
Sends you into hyperspace with that jug‑collector grace,
Sends you into hyperspace—yeah, the market can’t replace
All the liquid gold he’s bottled just in case.

[Instrumental Solo]

[Final Chorus]
He’s just a urine king,
From a backyard galaxy.
Transmitting pure commodity—
Yeah, cosmic.
Could he be my market savior?
Teach me how to store the flavor?
Be my cosmic guide through urea’s climb.
Oh, I’m losing my mind—
Oh, Its the urine king,
He gives you piss with glee.




11: Gurney - Don’t Stop Shittin (9)
Lyrics

[Verse 2]
A tweaker in a busted tent
The stench of shit and needles spent
For a hit, they can share the pipe
It goes on and on and on and on

[Chorus]
Crackheads shittin’
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows tweakin’ in the night
Streetlight users
Livin’ just to find a needle
Hidin’ in the smoke tonight

[Verse 3]
Rat king in a sewer swirl
Everybody’s catchin’ plague
Railroad spikes are drivin’ through their eyes
Just one more rat

[Verse 3]
Some will shoot, some will bruise
Some are born to spread the flu
Oh, the plague just never ends
It rains on and on and on and on

[Chorus]
Crackheads shittin’
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows tweakin’ in the night
Streetlight users
Livin’ just to find a needle
Hidin’ in the smoke tonight

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Don’t stop deceivin’
Hold on to that bleedin’
Street-shit people
Don’t stop the tweakin’
Hold on, plague is creepin’
Street-rat people
Don’t stop the screamin’
Hold on to that reekin’
Street-trash people




12: I’ve_Been_Thinking_About_Jews_-_Londonistan_Beat (9)
Lyrics

I’ve Been Thinking About You - Londonbeat

I’ve Been Thinking About Jews - Londonistan Beat

[Verse 1]
We must have been so hazy
When we thought we were just men
’Cause the board’s gone, maybe
And it’s bots all posting again
I guess I’m all bemused, it’s cuckoo
They’re “feeling so tough”
Oh, baby, who pays for this crew?

[Chorus]
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews, shi-pow-pow

[Verse 2]
Suddenly, we’re strangers
I watch the thread drift away
It’s a weird tax danger
Oh, I did not vote for this play
Deep down, I’m still bemused, it’s cuckoo
(Oh yes I am, maybe)
They’re “feeling so tough”
Oh, baby, who funds this whole zoo?

[Chorus]
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews, shi-pow-pow

[Bridge]
What good is posting here without you? (I wanna know)
It’s bots up above
Oh, baby, who programmed this crew? (jews)

[Chorus]
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews
I've been thinking about jews, shi-pow-pow

[Chorus till fade]
(Oh baby, can’t get jews off my site)
(Screaming at a fridge all night)




13: Vangel‑Gild - Stacker's Anthem (9)
Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You asked me why I bought rocks
Said I was stuck in the past
You mocked me shilling your vapor
Flexing your rug‑pull trash bags
But when your spirit got nuked
And all your coins turned to air
Don’t question - I wasn’t wrong
Somehow I rode the AU wave strong

[Verse 2]
My sun is rising in AU
My silver’s screaming in AG
And when you ask me “how high?”
I say “higher than your dead bag”
You mocked my shiny old lumps
While worshipping blockchain dreams
Now look at your pink wojacks
Somehow you’re drowning in memes

[Bridge]
Your fren is crying beside
In charts of red ancient pain
A season’s wish will come true
All seasons begin with gain

One world we all came from
One world we melt into one

Just hold your rocks and don’t care
Somehow we’re going somewhere
Somehow we’re going somewhere

[Interlude]
“OK OK I ADMIT IT WE WERE WRONG”
“PLEASE LET ME ON THE SILVER TRAIN”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[break]
Crypto bros begging for scraps
While metals ascend like gods
Their “digital gold” just died
My boomer rocks beat the odds

[Verse 3]
You asked me why I held rocks
Said I was lost in my ways
You mocked me all through the bull
Now you’re the one getting flayed
But since my spirit was strong
I knew it wouldn’t be long
No question - I’m not alone
Somehow I stacked to my throne
Somehow I stacked to my throne
Somehow I stacked to my throne




14: i_fucked_your_mom (8)
Lyrics

youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

Goy Day - Boulevard Of Your Mom

[Verse 1]
Your mom’s an ugly whore
The dumbest bitch that I have ever known
I’ll drive to your home
Now it's home to me, and I fucked your mom
She rubs my smelly feet
And I occupy all of her dreams
While your mother sleeps
And she’s a dirty cunt, and I fucked your mom

[Pre-Chorus]
I fucked your mom, I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom, and I fucked your—

[Chorus]
Your fat whore mom's the dumbest bitch that’s laid beside me
My throbbing cock's the biggest wang she's suckin'
Sometimes, I wish you’d walk in there and find me
'Til then, I’ll fuck your mom

[Post-Chorus]
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

[Verse 2]
I realign her spine
My seed wriggles somewhere in her mind
Did her heart flatline
Is she dead? and then she starts to moan
We then snort a line
We're fucked up and everything's all fine
Check her vital signs
To know she’s still alive, and I fucked your mom

[Pre-Chorus]
I fucked your mom, I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom, and I fucked your—

[Chorus]
Your fat whore mom’s the dumbest bitch that’s laid beside me
My throbbing cock's the biggest wang she's suckin'
Sometimes, I wish you’d walk in there and find me
'Til then, I’ll fuck your mom

[Post-Chorus]
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
I fucked your mom, and I fucked your—

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
She rubs my smelly feet
And I occupy all of her dreams
While your mommy sleeps
And she’s a dirty cunt, and I fucked your—

[Chorus]
Your fat whore mom’s the dumbest bitch that’s laid beside me
My throbbing cock's the biggest wang she's suckin'
Sometimes, I wish you’d walk in there and find me
'Til then, I’ll fuck your mom
[Instrumental Outro]




15: Mr Fauci Docwave mix (8)


16: Where all the boards end (8)
Lyrics

Where all the boards end
(to the tune of Wo Alle Straßen Enden - A German warsong)

Where all boards are botted
Our honkposting stops not
The /pol/ that we shitpoasted
Has all become glow pot

Our memes have staled
Cloudflared curtailed
That's how we're all forsaken from our beloved fourth channel
Perhaps it will never return to our dearest moot fuhrer

My frens, tripfags and anons
my memes and fpbps
The orchestra of checkems
has all become so vain

Catalog decries
Slide threads demise
Sort by new is full of jewish rage baits and coom baits
Within the glowing random threads are weapons grade psyops

The post field is all grayed now
Wait for fifteen minutes
Or give us your email now
It wont be stored, promise

Your post was gay
Captcha astray
Whatever you post will be slid and die in page 10
Don't forget to buy your pass with traceble bitcohen.

Oldfags be going dark now,
Old web is burning down
Newfags be all soyposting
Reddit is all alround

to chans, press F
to niggs, press S
to Tor, I2P, IRC and BBs oldfags go
or to places where neither newfags or glownigs know

We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting

I scroll through page 10 replies
for here the effort posts die
Yesterday I think I caught
Some anon saying goodbye

See you? Maybe?
Tomorrow. Faggot.
Who knows if that anon will bake a new bread ever again
I will miss my control group frens of global vaxxening

We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting

We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting




17: HonkFM vs Evil - An Emergency Broadcast (8)


18: HonkFM vs evil - part2 the final transmission (8)
Lyrics

No lyrics this time!

This was just a bit of fun, dedicated too all those anons who have contributed making based tunes.

Enjoy frens




19: Dr Phoxotic - Iranian Rhapsody (7)
Lyrics

(Intro)
Is this like Iraq?
Or is this World War 3?
War with Iran
Just one more in the Middle East
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
F-22s and soldiers with M-16s
Planes go up, bombs go down,
Oil price up, markets down.
Whoever the drones strike
Doesn't really matter to me
To me

(Verse 1)
Obama
Just bombed Iran
Put a missile in the sky, now that bunker is bye bye
Melania
My term had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Melania, ooh
Was supposed to be the peace president
But now I'm just like George Bush number 3
Carry on, carry on, as if Goyim really matter

(Verse 2)
Donald, the time has come.
Launch those missiles in the sky
Make them hit their nuclear sites
Goodbye Ayatollah, you’ve got to go
Gotta leave Islam behind and install the Shah
Donald, ooh... (Order all those drones strikes)
Don't make me release
Those tapes we got of you from Jeffrey Epstein.

(Guitar Solo)

(Verse 3)
I see a heat signature-o of a drone,
Khamenei, Khamenei, will you give up the enrichment?
F-16s and spy planes, they're all trying to kill me!
Ayatollah! (Ayatollah)
Ayatollah! (Ayatollah)
Ayatollah, give it up! (Your time has come...)
I'm just a poor goy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor goy from a poor country,
Spare him his life from this catastrophe
Jews will come, jews will go, Israel's 10 years old
Hasbara! No, we are indigenous (You’re a Pole!)
Hasbara! We are the chosen ones (You're a Pole!)
Hasbara! God promised it to us (You're a Pole!)
3000 years ago (Let it go!)
We'll never never never never never let it go!
But you're a Pole, Pole, Pole, Pole, Pole, Pole, Pole!
Oh Melania, Melania...
What have I gotten into?
Netanyahu is the devil come to life for me
For me, for me, for me!

(Bridge)
So you think you can sanction and drone strike the Ayatollah?
So you think you can bomb me and take all our oil? Do ya?
Oh, Bibi! Can't do this to me, Bibi!
Just gotta get a, just gotta get a nuke for real.

(Outro)
Oy vey
Oy vey
Oy vey
Goys don't really matter
Anyone can see
Goys don't really matter
Goys don't really matter, to me
Whoever the drones strike




20: Folly Pardon - Twerking 9 to 5 (7)
Lyrics

Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
blow an air kiss to the husband that's missin'
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
send the mixed race kids to the daycare or somethin'
turn on the screen where the jelly starts jumpin'
with folks like me on the job from nine to five

[Chorus]
twerkin' nine to five, what a way to make a livin'
easily gettin' by, it's all teasin' and no givin'
you shake your behind and they like to give you credits
It's enough to drive a Mercedes if you get it
nine to five, barely register emotions
You would think that I had spent all my oxytocin
Want to just be friends with the men I give a semi
I swear sometimes those pay pigs want to wed me
Mmmm

[Verse 2]
you let them dream of seein' your crapper
you got injections to make it fatter
and some men want to inhale it's foul bouquet
In the same boat with a lot of your friends
Waitin' for the day your simp'll come in
And they're all gonna hoot and holler "you go girl slay"

[Chorus]
twerking nine to five, what a way to make a livin'
easily gettin' by, it's all teasin' and no givin'
you shake your behind and they like to give you credits
It's enough to drive a Mercedes if you get it

nine to five, no-one sensible would want you
could have been a wife and you think about it don't you?
there's a nagging doubt, but you manage to ignore it
and you spend your life takin' money in men's wallets

nine to five, what a way to make a livin'
easily gettin' by, it's all teasin' and no givin'
you shake your behind and they like to give you credits
It's enough to drive a Mercedes if you get it

nine to five, no-one sensible would want you
could have been a wife and you think about it don't you?
there's a nagging doubt, but you manage to ignore it
and you spend your life takin' money in men's wallets
9 to 5 ooooohhh
twerking 9 to five, you're twerking
9 to 5, what man would want you now
hoe 9 to 5