Pump & Van‑Dump‑This - De‑Rug‑Pull

[Verse 1]
I read the headlines,
They landed just on Friday…
They sounded steady,
Options expiring… how calm things can sway.
It felt like promise,
A world unbroken-
And all the traders believed every word he’d say.

[Verse 2]
They spoke of freedom,
The strait would open, clear and fair.
And with that message,
Some people said hope filled the air.
The markets lifted—
Sixteen percent up—
A surge so sudden, it caught them unaware.

[Bridge]
Thru announcement,
Into twilight,
Bold remarks… so bright…
The bankers… Hebraic… set up traps overnight.
Was this the first time
Such sweeping claims had been made before?
Some watchers warned that
These kinds of vows can conceal much more.

[Refrain]
They held their breath then-
Some feared a downfall-
They did, they whispered of what might come next,
I know…

[Verse 3]
Then came the weekend…
And news broke out as the hours rolled on.
Reports of missiles,
A tanker struck as it tried to pass on.
And many wondered
If those predictions
Had masked a truth that Cheeto lied all along.

[Outro]
So now Jews made bank…
Retail is holding… the banker bags…
Jews…

This is based on:
The Guess Who - American Woman

[Chorus 1]
OnlyFans woman, stay away from me
OnlyFans woman, sells pics of feet

[Verse 1]
Don’t come hanging around my stream
I don’t wanna see your pics no more
I got better things to do
I’m not paying just to look at you

[Chorus 2]
Now woman, stay away
OnlyFans woman, hear what I say

[Chorus 3]
OnlyFans woman, get away from me
OnlyFans woman, roastoid, let me be

[Verse 2]
Don’t come hovering ’round my page
I don’t need your scripted bots no more
Honeyed lines can mesmerize
Let your bots light someone else’s eyes

[Chorus 4]
Now woman, go your way
OnlyFans woman, hear what I say

[Chorus 5]
OnlyFans woman, said go away
OnlyFans woman, hear what I say

[Verse 3]
Don’t come circling ’round my feed
I’m not buying all that bait you bleed
I don’t need your extraction loops
I don’t need your engineered affection crew
Bot‑farm girls can mesmerize
Let that glow hit someone else’s eyes

[Chorus 4]
Now "woman," go away
OnlyFans woman, listen what I say

[Chorus 1]
OnlyFans woman, stay away from me
OnlyFans woman, rostoid let me be

[Bridge]
I gotta go, I gotta get away
Baby, I’m not paying just to watch you play
I’m done with the emails “you” never wrote
I’m done with the scripts that your handlers quote
I’m done with the flirting typed by a crew
I’m done with pretending any of it’s you
A‑bye‑bye, a‑bye‑bye
Bye‑bye, bye‑bye

[Outro]
(OnlyFans woman) You’re no good for me and I’m no good for you
(OnlyFans woman) I see the algorithm smiling every time I do
(OnlyFans woman) I’m walking out now, sweetheart, I finally know
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Goyzier - Take Me To War
Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Our leaders got humour
Their the shooting at a funeral
They earned Pope Leo's disapproval
We should've worshipped jews sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
They're the last true mouthpiece
Every Friday's gettin' more bleak
A fresh bombing each week
Goyim ain't shit, you heard them say it
This war offers no absolution
Psycos run this institution
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I have died for jews
Us goy ain't shit, but I love it
Condemn me to jew hell


[Pre-Chorus]
A, amen
Amen, amen

[Chorus]
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life

[Verse 2]
If I'm a weak man of the good times
Who will conquer the hard times?
And keep the goyim on their side
Jews demand a sacrifice
Drain the goys dry, get somethin' shiny
Somethin' bloody for the powwow
That's a fine lookin' red cow
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starvin' faithful
That looks tasty, we are hungry
What you hungry for?

[Chorus]
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life

[Bridge]
The antichrist appears when the third temple ascends
There is no sweeter sacrifice than our empire's end
In the cow blood and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then, jews are god-like, only then, they are king

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, oh, amen
Amen, amen

[Chorus]
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life

This is a parody of Mike Oldfield - Sailing:

[Verse 1]
Let me out, can’t stay still,
Caught in a choke‑point’s tightening hold.
I’m strained, under strain,
Every tanker waiting as the tensions roll.

[Pre‑Chorus]
Push the fleets aside,
From the mouth where the currents slide.
All these fears and warnings and notes-
Every nation watching from the other side.

[Chorus]
Because we're sailing, sailing
Yes, we're sailing, sailing

[Verse 2]
Give me space, it’s a minefield,
Drifting charges no patrol can find.
One spark, one mark,
And half the Gulf is in a bind.
Every fleet’s on edge now,
Every admiral losing peace of mind.

[Pre‑Chorus]
Push the fleets aside,
From the mouth where the currents slide.
It’s a high‑stakes day,
And the wind is blowing the smoke away.

[Chorus]
Let's go sailing, sailing
Yes, we're sailing, sailing

[Instrumental Break]

[Pre‑Chorus]
Push the fleets aside,
From the mouth where the currents slide.
No clear path, no easing of woes,
And the tension’s not about to subside.

[Chorus]
Let's go sailing, sailing
Yes, we're sailing, sailing

[Outro]
If you think the calm will come,
Check the charts where the red lines lay.
Hold the line,
’Cause every power’s got its pride in play-
And we’re sailing, sailing
Sailing, sailing

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Goy Day - Boulevard Of Your Mom

[Verse 1]
Your mom’s an ugly whore
The dumbest bitch that I have ever known
I’ll drive to your home
Now it's home to me, and I fucked your mom
She rubs my smelly feet
And I occupy all of her dreams
While your mother sleeps
And she’s a dirty cunt, and I fucked your mom

[Pre-Chorus]
I fucked your mom, I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom, and I fucked your—

[Chorus]
Your fat whore mom's the dumbest bitch that’s laid beside me
My throbbing cock's the biggest wang she's suckin'
Sometimes, I wish you’d walk in there and find me
'Til then, I’ll fuck your mom

[Post-Chorus]
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

[Verse 2]
I realign her spine
My seed wriggles somewhere in her mind
Did her heart flatline
Is she dead? and then she starts to moan
We then snort a line
We're fucked up and everything's all fine
Check her vital signs
To know she’s still alive, and I fucked your mom

[Pre-Chorus]
I fucked your mom, I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom, and I fucked your—

[Chorus]
Your fat whore mom’s the dumbest bitch that’s laid beside me
My throbbing cock's the biggest wang she's suckin'
Sometimes, I wish you’d walk in there and find me
'Til then, I’ll fuck your mom

[Post-Chorus]
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
I fucked your mom, and I fucked your—

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
She rubs my smelly feet
And I occupy all of her dreams
While your mommy sleeps
And she’s a dirty cunt, and I fucked your—

[Chorus]
Your fat whore mom’s the dumbest bitch that’s laid beside me
My throbbing cock's the biggest wang she's suckin'
Sometimes, I wish you’d walk in there and find me
'Til then, I’ll fuck your mom
[Instrumental Outro]

Parody of: Jamie Cullum - All At Sea

Blame The Golem - Stalled At Sea

[Verse 1]
I’m all at sea
Where no one can target me
I know my route
Been staring at it all day
Just me and my thoughts
And missiles in the bay

[Chorus]
Like a warm breeze that creeps into my soul
Please just leave me, I’m clinging to this shoal
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to - stalled at sea

[Trumpet solo]

[Verse 2]
I’m all at sea
Where no one can target me
I sleep by the helm
I snack on my own
I don’t speak to nobody
’Cause radios get drones

[Chorus]
Like a warm breeze that creeps into my soul
Please just leave me, I’m clinging to this shoal
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to - stalled at sea

[Verse 3]
Now I need you more than ever
I need a ceasefire more than ever now
You don’t need it every day
But sometimes don’t you just crave
To not explode while passing through a strait
You never know what might await
So come and spend some time with me
We’ll watch the cargo queue at sea

[Saxophone and loud grand piano instrumental]

[Chorus / Outro]
Like a warm breeze that creeps into my soul
Please just leave me, I’m clinging to this shoal
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to - stalled at sea
Ooooh
If you want to - stalled at sea
If you want to

[Bridge]
Cause we are ordinary goyim
Maybe we should take a blow
Take a blow
This time we'll take a blow

[Chorus / Outro]
Like a warm breeze that creeps into my soul
Please just leave me, I’m clinging to this shoal
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to - stalled at sea

[Verse]

Keep trynna Jew me Imma kick your ass kid, you want a laugh?
Almost got my ass caught up with this fat Yid
Rabbis tryna sign me so they can rob me in the long run
But that ain't my luck, It's you that's fuckin' with the wrong one
See these jews don't got no love, only lives for the sin and lies
Canaanite religion, got you fallin' for the jew's drugs
Old Shmuley's butt plugs, lookin' for butt love
Trynna tell you bruh
I'm trying to warn you its demonic
They bowin' down to Molech's throne
Spillin' kids blood upon it
Adrenochrome, they want it
I've seen three since last night
Bowin' to b'all like they boss
All of em rabbis
Swastikas on the wall
The wrong way
Not the synagogue again
Oy vey
(Oh no), Oh well..
Bitch, I'm tellin' em, they goin to hell
Ain't dyin' for your Zionist fantasy
Ain't fallin' for your tricks
The blasphemies of a sucka
Keep swingin chickens till it cluckas
But it wont save your soul from a thing you do
It's so true, this is all about Jews

[Chorus]

Every other city we go
Every other video (it's all about jews)
No matter where I go, I see the same Nose
Every other city we go
Every other video (it's all about jews)
No matter where I go, I see the same Nose

[Verse 1]
Guided strike, floating buoy
He moves through screens with minimum risk, maximum goy
Desert lights and satellite nights
When they require air‑war fire for higher mights

[Pre‑Chorus]
No place for beginners or hesitant hearts
When evidence is left to chance
No place to be ending but somewhere to start

[Chorus]
No need to ask
He’s a drone operator
Drone operator, drone operator
Drone operator

[Post‑Chorus]
Coast to coast, Utah to Shiraz, desert trail
Across the north and south, through the Gulf straits - kills for sale

[Sax solo]

[Verse 2]
Face to home, each watching drone
We shadow‑spin and double‑pin
Still need the scheme

[Pre‑Chorus]
A license to strike, insurance to hold
Turns all your memories and doubts into gold
His eyes are like monitors but his heart is cold

[Chorus]
No need to ask
He’s a drone operator
Drone operator, drone operator
Drone operator

[Post‑Chorus]
Coast to coast, Utah to Shiraz, desert trail
Across the north and south, through the Gulf straits - kills for sale

[Outro]
Drone operator
Drone operator
Drone operator
Drone operator

[Fade-out]
Drone operator
Drone operator
Drone operator
Droooone operator