Here is a honkified version of Zombie by crnberries.

"Zombie"
"normie"

While your head bows lowly
your Freedom's slowly taken
Your suppliance and compliance
Which you surely have given


You don't see the bigger deal
Because it's not on TV
Through your screen, through your screen
They're enslavin

With psyops and falseflags
Current things and shi trends
Through your screen, through your screen
They're enslavin'

Through your screen, through your screen
normie, normie, normie, oy, oy
What's on your screen, on your screen
normie, normie, normie, oy, oy, oy, vey

oy, oy, oy, oy
Vey, vey, vey, vey
oy, oy, oy, oy
Vey, vey, vey, vey

Another kike war's breakin'
Plandemic's fakin' sooner
You wi go die for israel or
stand in queue for booster

It's the same old game
kikes subverting societies
Through your screen, through your screen
They're enslavin'

With their IDs, CBDCs
Hegelian di-lectics
Through your screen, through your screen
They're enslavin'

Through your screen, through your screen
normie, normie, normie, oy, oy
What's on your screen, on your screen
normie, normie, normie, oy, oy, vey, vey

oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy
vey, vey, vey, vey

[Verse]

Keep trynna Jew me Imma kick your ass kid, you want a laugh?
Almost got my ass caught up with this fat Yid
Rabbis tryna sign me so they can rob me in the long run
But that ain't my luck, It's you that's fuckin' with the wrong one
See these jews don't got no love, only lives for the sin and lies
Canaanite religion, got you fallin' for the jew's drugs
Old Shmuley's butt plugs, lookin' for butt love
Trynna tell you bruh
I'm trying to warn you its demonic
They bowin' down to Molech's throne
Spillin' kids blood upon it
Adrenochrome, they want it
I've seen three since last night
Bowin' to b'all like they boss
All of em rabbis
Swastikas on the wall
The wrong way
Not the synagogue again
Oy vey
(Oh no), Oh well..
Bitch, I'm tellin' em, they goin to hell
Ain't dyin' for your Zionist fantasy
Ain't fallin' for your tricks
The blasphemies of a sucka
Keep swingin chickens till it cluckas
But it wont save your soul from a thing you do
It's so true, this is all about Jews

[Chorus]

Every other city we go
Every other video (it's all about jews)
No matter where I go, I see the same Nose
Every other city we go
Every other video (it's all about jews)
No matter where I go, I see the same Nose

Parody of: Jamie Cullum - All At Sea

Blame The Golem - Stalled At Sea

[Verse 1]
I’m all at sea
Where no one can target me
I know my route
Been staring at it all day
Just me and my thoughts
And missiles in the bay

[Chorus]
Like a warm breeze that creeps into my soul
Please just leave me, I’m clinging to this shoal
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to - stalled at sea

[Trumpet solo]

[Verse 2]
I’m all at sea
Where no one can target me
I sleep by the helm
I snack on my own
I don’t speak to nobody
’Cause radios get drones

[Chorus]
Like a warm breeze that creeps into my soul
Please just leave me, I’m clinging to this shoal
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to - stalled at sea

[Verse 3]
Now I need you more than ever
I need a ceasefire more than ever now
You don’t need it every day
But sometimes don’t you just crave
To not explode while passing through a strait
You never know what might await
So come and spend some time with me
We’ll watch the cargo queue at sea

[Saxophone and loud grand piano instrumental]

[Chorus / Outro]
Like a warm breeze that creeps into my soul
Please just leave me, I’m clinging to this shoal
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to - stalled at sea
Ooooh
If you want to - stalled at sea
If you want to

[Bridge]
Cause we are ordinary goyim
Maybe we should take a blow
Take a blow
This time we'll take a blow

[Chorus / Outro]
Like a warm breeze that creeps into my soul
Please just leave me, I’m clinging to this shoal
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to - stalled at sea

youtube.com/watch?v=NGNk6u_kLso
Goyzier - Take Me To War
Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Our leaders got humour
Their the shooting at a funeral
They earned Pope Leo's disapproval
We should've worshipped jews sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
They're the last true mouthpiece
Every Friday's gettin' more bleak
A fresh bombing each week
Goyim ain't shit, you heard them say it
This war offers no absolution
Psycos run this institution
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I have died for jews
Us goy ain't shit, but I love it
Condemn me to jew hell


[Pre-Chorus]
A, amen
Amen, amen

[Chorus]
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life

[Verse 2]
If I'm a weak man of the good times
Who will conquer the hard times?
And keep the goyim on their side
Jews demand a sacrifice
Drain the goys dry, get somethin' shiny
Somethin' bloody for the powwow
That's a fine lookin' red cow
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starvin' faithful
That looks tasty, we are hungry
What you hungry for?

[Chorus]
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life

[Bridge]
The antichrist appears when the third temple ascends
There is no sweeter sacrifice than our empire's end
In the cow blood and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then, jews are god-like, only then, they are king

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, oh, amen
Amen, amen

[Chorus]
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life
Take me to war
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of jew lies
I'll sign up for war and say goodbye to my wife
Offer me that goyish death
Oh, good God, let me give jews my life

Where all the boards end
(to the tune of Wo Alle Straßen Enden - A German warsong)

Where all boards are botted
Our honkposting stops not
The /pol/ that we shitpoasted
Has all become glow pot

Our memes have staled
Cloudflared curtailed
That's how we're all forsaken from our beloved fourth channel
Perhaps it will never return to our dearest moot fuhrer

My frens, tripfags and anons
my memes and fpbps
The orchestra of checkems
has all become so vain

Catalog decries
Slide threads demise
Sort by new is full of jewish rage baits and coom baits
Within the glowing random threads are weapons grade psyops

The post field is all grayed now
Wait for fifteen minutes
Or give us your email now
It wont be stored, promise

Your post was gay
Captcha astray
Whatever you post will be slid and die in page 10
Don't forget to buy your pass with traceble bitcohen.

Oldfags be going dark now,
Old web is burning down
Newfags be all soyposting
Reddit is all alround

to chans, press F
to niggs, press S
to Tor, I2P, IRC and BBs oldfags go
or to places where neither newfags or glownigs know

We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting

I scroll through page 10 replies
for here the effort posts die
Yesterday I think I caught
Some anon saying goodbye

See you? Maybe?
Tomorrow. Faggot.
Who knows if that anon will bake a new bread ever again
I will miss my control group frens of global vaxxening

We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting

We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting
We'll be shitposting

This is a parody of Mike Oldfield - Sailing:

[Verse 1]
Let me out, can’t stay still,
Caught in a choke‑point’s tightening hold.
I’m strained, under strain,
Every tanker waiting as the tensions roll.

[Pre‑Chorus]
Push the fleets aside,
From the mouth where the currents slide.
All these fears and warnings and notes-
Every nation watching from the other side.

[Chorus]
Because we're sailing, sailing
Yes, we're sailing, sailing

[Verse 2]
Give me space, it’s a minefield,
Drifting charges no patrol can find.
One spark, one mark,
And half the Gulf is in a bind.
Every fleet’s on edge now,
Every admiral losing peace of mind.

[Pre‑Chorus]
Push the fleets aside,
From the mouth where the currents slide.
It’s a high‑stakes day,
And the wind is blowing the smoke away.

[Chorus]
Let's go sailing, sailing
Yes, we're sailing, sailing

[Instrumental Break]

[Pre‑Chorus]
Push the fleets aside,
From the mouth where the currents slide.
No clear path, no easing of woes,
And the tension’s not about to subside.

[Chorus]
Let's go sailing, sailing
Yes, we're sailing, sailing

[Outro]
If you think the calm will come,
Check the charts where the red lines lay.
Hold the line,
’Cause every power’s got its pride in play-
And we’re sailing, sailing
Sailing, sailing

Pump & Van‑Dump‑This - De‑Rug‑Pull

[Verse 1]
I read the headlines,
They landed just on Friday…
They sounded steady,
Options expiring… how calm things can sway.
It felt like promise,
A world unbroken-
And all the traders believed every word he’d say.

[Verse 2]
They spoke of freedom,
The strait would open, clear and fair.
And with that message,
Some people said hope filled the air.
The markets lifted—
Sixteen percent up—
A surge so sudden, it caught them unaware.

[Bridge]
Thru announcement,
Into twilight,
Bold remarks… so bright…
The bankers… Hebraic… set up traps overnight.
Was this the first time
Such sweeping claims had been made before?
Some watchers warned that
These kinds of vows can conceal much more.

[Refrain]
They held their breath then-
Some feared a downfall-
They did, they whispered of what might come next,
I know…

[Verse 3]
Then came the weekend…
And news broke out as the hours rolled on.
Reports of missiles,
A tanker struck as it tried to pass on.
And many wondered
If those predictions
Had masked a truth that Cheeto lied all along.

[Outro]
So now Jews made bank…
Retail is holding… the banker bags…
Jews…

[instumental intro]

[Verse 1]
I thought the world had gone to heaven,
When the headlines hit at seven,
War in Iran and tankers burning in the night.
Fertilizer markets shaking,
Every farmer’s wallet breaking,
And the price of urea shot clean out of sight.

Then the doomsday prepper fellas,
All the jar‑and‑jug propellers,
Came strutting out like prophets of supply.
They’d been hoarding all their liquid,
Golden futures, highly gifted,
And the traders saw the value in their eyes.

[Chorus]
He’s just a urine king,
From a backyard galaxy.
Transmitting pure commodity—
Yeah, cosmic.
Could he be my market savior?
Teach me how to store the flavor?
Be my cosmic guide through urea’s climb.
Oh, I’m losing my mind—
Oh, Its the urine king,
He gives you jugs of piss.

[instrumental]

[Verse 2]

I’m scanning all the tickers,
Watching numbers climbing quicker,
Forty thousand farmers calling every day.
And the schizos with their stashes,
Jugs in rows like sacred caches—
Yeah, the piss‑jar barons finally got their pay.

They came out like liquid moguls,
Holding jugs like holy totems,
Every bottle now a treasury of gold.
All the traders started bidding,
Every prepper once deridden
He hit the charts in hyperspace with every drop he saved.

[Chorus]
Now there’s a knockin’ crowd,
Oh yeah—
At my doorstep endlessly.
They’re begging desperately for pee.
In this uremic world,
Liquid gold economy,
They’re pounding on my porch for me.
It’s uremic.

[Bridge]
Sends you into hyperspace when he opens up the case,
Sends you into hyperspace with that jug‑collector grace,
Sends you into hyperspace—yeah, the market can’t replace
All the liquid gold he’s bottled just in case.

[Instrumental Solo]

[Final Chorus]
He’s just a urine king,
From a backyard galaxy.
Transmitting pure commodity—
Yeah, cosmic.
Could he be my market savior?
Teach me how to store the flavor?
Be my cosmic guide through urea’s climb.
Oh, I’m losing my mind—
Oh, Its the urine king,
He gives you piss with glee.

top goy top goy top goy
top goy top goy
toppest of all the goy
die for jews
israel for the lose
big dog of the zog
ba'al wit da ba'al
toppest goyest of all

top goy top goy top goy
top goy top goy top goy
toppest of all the goy
die for jews
israel for the lose
big dog of the zog
ba'al wit da ba'al
toppest goyest of all

[Intro]
Oh yeah!
We're all retarded!
Come on, yeah!

[Verse 1]
I feel a pain in my brain
And yes I'm sick as fuck again
Cough up a lung, and boost up
My doctor said keep em up to date

[Chorus]
And yes I'm all laid up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all laid up again, dyin
Another vaccine, another vaccine
Pharma's gettin paid, pharma's getting paid
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Injecting VAIDs in my arm
You know my blood is staying under attack
I took rushed drugs, and got fucked
You're on boost ten, but hunny I'm on eleven

[Chorus]
And yes I'm all laid up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all laid up again, dyin
Another vaccine, another vaccine
Pharma's gettin paid, pharma's getting paid
Another vaccine, another vaccine
Doctor's gettin paid
They're getting paid off
Yeah

[Bridge]
So prep a shot for delirious swine
Cause they're waiting, they've been waiting
And get in line for the dozenth time
Cause they said so
You know, you know you got to
Can you trust it? Can you trust in the science?
Til you die, cunt? Til you motherfuckin' die
In a moment you can meet your god
That's right, cunt, Yeah that's right, cunt

[Chorus]
And yes I'm all laid up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all laid up again, dyin
Another vaccine, another vaccine
Pharma's gettin paid, pharma's getting paid
Another vaccine, another vaccine
Doctor's gettin paid
They're getting paid off
Yeah

[Outro]
Oh yeah
Don't try to fight it
Alright, yeah
Yeah!

I have often shat
on this street before,
But I've never felt such feeling
of relief before
All at once am I
Swarming with blowflies,
squatting low on the street where you shit

there's a garbage mound
In the heart of town
and it stretches out to every other part of town
fecal coliforms
out of every pore
but there's more on the street where you shit

And a, superpower we are soon being
mother nature's biggest fear
no, pleeeease sir don't be redeeming
"bloody bastard fuck!!!" I scream in your ear...

everybody there
lives in poverty
and they defecate on other peoples property

I just let it slide
down my inner thigh
long as I'm on the street where you shit

if you're squatting there
pinch one out for me
For there's no where else on earth
that I'm more proud to be
I don't even wipe
I just walk it dry
when I'm here on the street where you shit
when I'm here on the street where you shit
when I'm here on the street where you shit